Example 1:
Estudiante mediocre: Estoy pariendo chayotes con este curso. ¿Me das chance de fusilarme tu trabajo final?
Estudiante sobresaliente: Cáete con un biyuyo y no hay fijón.
Mediocre student: I'm having a hard time in this course. Would you let me copy your term paper?
Outstanding student: Surrender some greenbacks and I won't mind it at all.
Example 2:
Mariela: Perdón, se me hizo súper tarde. El tráfico está gruesísimo.
Gilberto: No hay fijón. Nada más quería decirte que lo nuestro terminó.
Mariela: Eres un culero, me hubieras enviado un texto y me ahorras hora y media de tráfico.
Mariela: Sorry I am late. Traffic was aweful.
Gilberto: Don't worry. I just wanted to tell you that we're breaking up.
Mariela: You son of a bitch! You should have sent a text message and spare me one and a half hours of traffic.
this is great ! the "pariendo chayotes" part had me laughing, and then the "me ahorras hora y media de trafico" did me in xD
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