Su peluquita a Kojak

To Kojak his wig

Mi reina, vamos a ponerle su peluquita a Kojak

Darling, let's put Kojak his wig on. (To propose intercourse)

Just make sure not to pronounce the "o" in Kojak in English but rather in plain mexican.

Also useful:

Matar el oso a puñaladas (Stab the bear to death, you know)

Echar calceta (to drop a sock)

Echar patita o echar patrulla (to do a little leg or police car)

Treparse al guayabo (to climb tho guava tree)